Today on my morning commute I was treated to a pretty graphic public display of affection by the couple sitting directly in front of where I was standing on the F train.
I'd say they were in their mid 30's, nicely dressed, attractive (well, at least SHE was...) and started out with some light smooches and hand holding, which is annoying but acceptable, in my opinion.
However, as we rumbled under the East River into Manhattan, things progressed to full-blown making out, with lots of tongue and eventually she even undid a button on his dress shirt, slipped a hand inside and started to caress his chest and play with his nipple! At one point she even had her head in his lap. (Luckily, his briefcase prevented that from going any further!) Mind you, this is on a fairly crowded rush hour subway car. Honestly, I didn't where to look -- it became super uncomfortable and I think others around them were also beginning to get annoyed. They were still going at it when I exited the train at W. 4th St.
Seriously, people...a word of advice: Do your fucking at home BEFORE you get on the subway, and get it out of your system. I mean, I guess it's fantastic that you're so in love and all that, but the rest of us don't really need to see it, OK??
